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FACEPALM: Ocasio-Cortez Now Wants to Turn Notorious Prison Into Solar Panel Farm (Details)

The following article, FACEPALM: Ocasio-Cortez Now Wants to Turn Notorious Prison Into Solar Panel Farm (Details), was first published on Flag And Cross.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has come up with yet another brilliant idea.

How DOES she do it?

This one involved a prison and a solar panel farm.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) gave an impromptu speech on the street outside of the Jewish Centre of Jackson Heights, New York, on Thursday after the town hall venue she reserved filled up and some of her constituents couldn’t get inside.

Ocasio-Cortez tweeted a video of her remarks where she told those gathered on the sidewalk that she wants to turn Rikers Island — the site of Rikers Island Prison Complex — into a solar panel farm.

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Dwight Schrute is a beloved character from one of America’s all-time favorite shows, “The Office.” He was hilarious.

Alexandria is also hilarious in her own way, but certainly not beloved.

Check out this tweet from AOC, who berates Republicans and mocks their intelligence…

This is a technique of the GOP, to take dry humor + sarcasm literally and “fact check” it.

Like the “world ending in 12 years” thing, you’d have to have the social intelligence of a sea sponge to think it’s literal.

But the GOP is basically Dwight from The Office so who knows.

Oh, okay. We’re supposed to believe that AOC was kidding about the “12 years” quote, huh?

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If you didn’t catch eight-year-old Ava Martinez mocking freshman Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (NY) the first time around, you missed out.

You can find that clip down below in this article.

For all those who caught Ava’s first performance, get ready for round two!

Ava starts, “Hi, AOC here again, and, like, I’m going to talk about, like, the three branches of the government, which are the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria.

She then pretends her parents leave the room and says, “Please help me. My parents are making me do these videos. They’re crazy right-wingers. They watch Fox News and listen to Rush Limbaugh and some Russian guy named Drumpf. I don’t even know who this ABC lady is. I just want to have a normal childhood like Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan. But they think doing these AOC videos will help me get into Harvard so I won’t have to brag my way in and pretend I’m 1/16th Cherokee. Please, send someone. Send ICE, or the FBI — but not James Comey.

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Too funny. Keep ’em coming, Ava!

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